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Ladies, think before you buy any new toys.

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    Ladies, think before you buy any new toys.

    Wi-Fi sex toy with built-in camera fails penetration test

    Sex toy designer Svakom decided that a vibrator needed a camera on the end, and it also needed a Wi-Fi access point – with the utterly predictable result that the device is hackable.

    Pen Test Partners – these jokes just write themselves, really – took a look at the device, and the researchers probably wish they hadn’t, because the Svakom Siime Eye is an early favourite for a hypothetical 2017’s Worst Internet-of-S**t Product award.
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      #3
      A dildo failing a penetration test? I don't really know where to begin with this
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        A dildo failing a penetration test? I don't really know where to begin with this
        Your wife must be upset.

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          #5
          Why would I want to hack into one? I might see a picture of AtW's colon....

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            #6
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            Your wife must be upset.
            Not really, but then I'm not posting crap on a contractor forum at 3.13am, know what I mean?
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Why would I want to hack into one? I might see a picture of AtW's colon....
              You would need sunglasses 😎
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                #8
                Originally posted by Major Hassle View Post
                You would need sunglasses 😎
                He'd need therapy...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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