Oooo. My Geography isn't that good

[MarillionFan]

Which is why when I booked our last minute trip to Cyprus, first I didn't know it was off the coast of Syria and the little pointy bit at the bottom wasn't next to two bloody big US warships.

If we see fireworks, I'll film it.

[GJABS]

If you see any missiles going off, you could give Mr Assad a call to warn him?

[MarillionFan]

If you see any missiles going off, you could give Mr Assad a call to warn him?

Hopefully when WW3 starts I can watch it from the balcony.

[vetran]

if you smell mustard / burning rubber -> run.

[BlasterBates]

no wonder it was so cheap

[AtW]

if you smell mustard / burning rubber -> run.

English or French?

[northernladyuk]

if you smell mustard / burning rubber -> run.

You cruel bastard.

[PhiltheGreek]

You cruel bastard.

Well, maybe a brisk walk would be better advice, but some sort of exercise is certainly needed.

[vetran]

English or French?

Doesn't matter if it makes you choke you are screwed

[northernladyuk]

Doesn't matter if it makes you choke you are screwed

That's the old man's mission statement.