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Buying a 2nd home, in response to Baba Vanga

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    Buying a 2nd home, in response to Baba Vanga

    85% Accurate Psychic Dubbed “Nostradamus from the Balkans” Predicts These Shocking Shifts : Conscious Life News

    Well as this is the year that Baba Vanga predicted Europe's population would drop to zero and be a wasteland, with a rise of China next year to be the worlds largest super power I can only summise that this year, is when the US, Europe and Russia take each other out in a large nuclear conflict, which prompts the rise of Islam to take over the world, all as predicted by the Balkan Nostradamus.

    On the cheery note, where should I start looking for a new home to avoid this oncoming armageddon? Must be large enough to hold 10000 tins of beans.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    85% Accurate Psychic Dubbed “Nostradamus from the Balkans” Predicts These Shocking Shifts : Conscious Life News

    Well as this is the year that Baba Vanga predicted Europe's population would drop to zero and be a wasteland, with a rise of China next year to be the worlds largest super power I can only summise that this year, is when the US, Europe and Russia take each other out in a large nuclear conflict, which prompts the rise of Islam to take over the world, all as predicted by the Balkan Nostradamus.

    On the cheery note, where should I start looking for a new home to avoid this oncoming armageddon? Must be large enough to hold 10000 tins of beans.
    You'll stink worse than a Calcutta crapper within a week if you take that approach. My advice would be to get a Swedish au pair, a crate of scotch and a months supply of viagra. You'll die much happier.

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      #3
      You're starting to sound like Suity.

      Here's some stuff about Prepping for the super-rich. Might be a good place to start. I expect they'll need someone to take all the empty champers bottles outside.

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        #4
        Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
        You'll stink worse than a Calcutta crapper within a week if you take that approach. My advice would be to get a Swedish au pair, a crate of scotch and a months supply of viagra. You'll die much happier.
        Not sure the au pair will feel similarly joyous...
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          85% Accurate Psychic Dubbed “Nostradamus from the Balkans” Predicts These Shocking Shifts : Conscious Life News

          Well as this is the year that Baba Vanga predicted Europe's population would drop to zero and be a wasteland, with a rise of China next year to be the worlds largest super power I can only summise that this year, is when the US, Europe and Russia take each other out in a large nuclear conflict, which prompts the rise of Islam to take over the world, all as predicted by the Balkan Nostradamus.

          On the cheery note, where should I start looking for a new home to avoid this oncoming armageddon? Must be large enough to hold 10000 tins of beans.

          Surely, in these hard up times, shouldn't you be thinking of utilising what you already have.

          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #6
            I won't believe it until I read it in the Wail.

            And if you had stocked up on beans rather than pies, you wouldn't be quite so obese.

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              #7
              I think this comment sums it up:

              Who the ****’s mama banga?..and why doesn’t she just predict the lottery numbers for herself so she can get her eyesight fixed?
              First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                85% Accurate Psychic Dubbed “Nostradamus from the Balkans” Predicts These Shocking Shifts : Conscious Life News

                Well as this is the year that Baba Vanga predicted Europe's population would drop to zero and be a wasteland, with a rise of China next year to be the worlds largest super power I can only summise that this year, is when the US, Europe and Russia take each other out in a large nuclear conflict, which prompts the rise of Islam to take over the world, all as predicted by the Balkan Nostradamus.

                On the cheery note, where should I start looking for a new home to avoid this oncoming armageddon? Must be large enough to hold 10000 tins of beans.
                This is even worse than posting MSM links all the time. And yes she was a fraud.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  And if you had stocked up on beans rather than pies, you wouldn't be quite so obese.
                  Tinned baked beans have nauseous amounts of sugar, even the "reduced sugar" ones I believe.

                  A better bet I reckon would be hundredweight sacks of dry lentils, although I don't know how long these last.

                  At least my two hundred feet deep well is, um, well on the way to being restored. So I won't be short of fresh water.
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    Buying a 2nd home, in response to Baba Vanga

                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    At least my two hundred feet deep well is, um, well on the way to being restored. So I won't be short of fresh water.
                    How many bodies will it hold? (Just wondering if it's a more sensible option than the current method)
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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