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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Those sort of cars are useful if you have a large pet murdered prostitute or three to ferry around to Owlhoot's well, which is why people get them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Those sort of cars are useful if you have a large pet or three to ferry around, which is why people get them.
    Or wheel chairs, there are not many cars that can take a wheel chair in the boot (even folded up), also the ground clearance is handy when parking on building sites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Been there done that, bombing over this fecking thing in a side street in Ladbroke Grove a few years ago, at 50 MPH one dark rainy night so I didn't see it!:

    giant circular bump in middle of road

    Actually, I'm pretty sure it was much higher back then. I was damned lucky not to completely knacker my suspension!

    It's easily done, and I didn't even have the excuse of a bawling infant in the back of the car!
    50 mph in a residential area, through Give Way markings and a roundabout, on a dark rainy night, and you think you're lucky not to damage your suspension? Lucky not to kill someone, more like.

    Go to the nearest Post Office and hand your licence back, you're not fit to be behind the wheel of any vehicle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meridian View Post
    50 mph in a residential area, through Give Way markings and a roundabout, on a dark rainy night, and you think you're lucky not to damage your suspension? Lucky not to kill someone, more like.

    Go to the nearest Post Office and hand your licence back, you're not fit to be behind the wheel of any vehicle.
    I hope he didn't spill his bottle of Scotch

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    I hope he didn't spill his bottle of Scotch
    Scotch and the baccy! I was rolling a spliff with my elbows on the wheel.

    and the mobile phone crooked to my ear went flying!

    Blasted speed bumps!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Scotch and the baccy! I was rolling a spliff with my elbows on the wheel.

    and the mobile phone crooked to my ear went flying, along with the big bag of primo cocaine I was sniffing from!

    Blasted speed bumps!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Scotch and the baccy! I was rolling a spliff with my elbows on the wheel.

    and the mobile phone crooked to my ear went flying!

    Blasted speed bumps!
    did the bird who was giving you a blowjob at the time bite your cock off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    did the bird who was giving you a blowjob at the time bite your cock off?
    Don't laugh, that did happen apparently, it was in the 80's though. Stiffer suspension in those days, it seems...
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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    did the bird who was giving you a blowjob at the time bite your cock off?
    Reminds me of that old "classic", the Lair of the White Worm, which is **distinctly NSFW** (mainly because it's utter ******** ).

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