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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    I don't - though a couple have tried to move in.
    Gay men or Cats?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    .. and you are fecking thick
    Me and MarillionFan both I presume you mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    Gay men or Cats?
    You win - I can't think of a "polite' reply to that.

    Then again cats always know their true sexuality....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    You win - I can't think of a "polite' reply to that.

    Then again cats always know their true sexuality....
    Hope you are not assuming anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by original PM View Post
    Hope you are not assuming anything.

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    That your are a cat ****er?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GJABS View Post
    Me and MarillionFan both I presume you mean?
    MF counts as two on Airline booking systems apparently.

    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Remember years ago the mrs phoned me frantic - her car was on fire.

    Anyway, it turns out RAC were already there and sorting it. She did have the sense to get out, get away and phone RAC first off. (It wasnt a bad fire just a small electrical one - albeit expensive to fix - in the engine bay).

    So I told her to let them sort it and tow her home. To be honest, it was miles away and I didn't see the point in me attending too.

    My colleagues thought it was funny. Mrs didn't. I did explain that if she'd been caught in the car fire I'd have left work to come and see her in hospital....
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    My daughter wants a cat but we can't have one because I am allergic. She has suggested I live upstairs, outside etc.

    Now she has moved on to asking Mrs MUN "What if daddy was gone?" and when she was asked exactly what that meant she replied "Just gone".

    Later that week I walked into the living room and found her facing me with a semi circle of toys in front of her. She informed me that they were going to help her 'take me out'.

    My 8 year old autistic daughter has worked out that if I were dead she could have a cat and is taking steps to make this a reality. My life seems like a horror film plot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyUserName View Post
    My daughter wants a cat but we can't have one because I am allergic. She has suggested I live upstairs, outside etc.

    Now she has moved on to asking Mrs MUN "What if daddy was gone?" and when she was asked exactly what that meant she replied "Just gone".

    Later that week I walked into the living room and found her facing me with a semi circle of toys in front of her. She informed me that they were going to help her 'take me out'.

    My 8 year old autistic daughter has worked out that if I were dead she could have a cat and is taking steps to make this a reality. My life seems like a horror film plot.
    Good thing she isn't on here otherwise I would tell her how to get one of the neighbours cats to move in part time without killing her daddy
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychocandy View Post
    My colleagues thought it was funny. Mrs didn't. I did explain that if she'd been caught in the car fire I'd have left the pub spending my Giro to come and see her in hospital....
    FTFY

    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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