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    First world permie problems

    Chap next to me has gone home cos his cat's been in a fight....

    #2
    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Chap next to me has gone home cos he's got a flight to catch
    FTFY

    (I bet he's not in tomorrow)

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      #3
      Originally posted by stek View Post
      Chap next to me has gone home cos his cat's been in a fight....
      Maybe that's some kind of euphemism
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        Maybe that's some kind of euphemism
        poor "kittie" must be bleeding

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          #5
          Originally posted by stek View Post
          Chap next to me has gone home cos his cat's been in a fight....
          Bloody men and their love of pussy.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #6
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            Bloody men and their love of pussy.
            Bald ones too

            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Originally posted by stek View Post
              Chap next to me has gone home cos his cat's been in a fight....

              I assume he's gay. Straight men don't give a tulip about cats.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                First world permie problems

                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                I assume he's gay. Straight men don't give a tulip about cats.
                Some of us do, just not domestic ones...


                (Samburu, Kenya, September 2016)
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  I assume he's gay. Straight men don't give a tulip about cats.
                  You assume wrong and are showing of your homophobia.

                  I know plenty of straight men with cats who actually care a lot for their pussy. Most won't tell the whole office though.
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    You assume wrong and are showing of your homophobia.

                    I know plenty of straight men with cats who actually care a lot for their pussy. Most won't tell the whole office though.
                    (I see what you did there)

                    I did once take a day off (billable, obviously, but f-all work to do, so I'd only have been watching YouTube vids) when our cat died. I didn't do it solely for the brownie points, but they did come in handy when a Champs League away trip came up a few weeks later. Every little helps...
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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