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Didn't want to be in their stupid club anyway

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    Didn't want to be in their stupid club anyway

    Those EU meanies are showing exactly why we don't want to be in their stupid club anyway! So there!


    http://www.theguardian.com/politics/...u-crown-jewels

    #2
    The wife says, "**** you, I want a divorce!" The husband cancels her credit card. The wife is annoyed and says she didn't like that bastard anyway.
    You're awesome! Get yourself a t-shirt.

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      #3
      [emoji112]
      In Scooter we trust

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        #4
        You would know all about losing crown jewels.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          You would know all about losing crown jewels.
          Ex Mrs BP II gave me yours instead.

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            #6
            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            Ex Mrs BP II gave me yours instead.
            There is no ex mrs bp 2. Though most posters round here still think I am the poster boy for divorce. About par for CUK....

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              There is no ex mrs bp 2. Though most posters round here still think I am the poster boy for divorce. About par for CUK....
              What did you do with the body?

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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                What did you do with the body?
                Haven't you heard about OwlHoot's well?
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                  What did you do with the body?
                  I keep it in bed for when I get horny. I think our sex life has improved alot. Thought the washing up is piling up.

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                    #10
                    It is an unusual and spiteful approach from the EU, considering they think they want €60bn from us. This is the bad deal for which no deal would be better if they think the UK would agree to make a large payment without anything in return.

                    It is also proof that the EU has nothing to offer its member states and so they need to resort to bully boy tactics. "Leave or terrible things" rather than "here are positive reasons to stay". No wonder we voted to leave.
                    Taking a break from contracting

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