The Labour council candidates always come round. No MP candidate has ever come round, though.
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Round my way we get regular visits from the infamous independent Kerry Smith, who was kicked out of UKIP for reportedly referring to a colleague as "chinky winky" :' )Comment
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Douglas Carswell formerly of UKIP before that a Tory is standing down. Apparently the Tories don't want him back."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostDouglas Carswell formerly of UKIP before that a Tory is standing down. Apparently the Tories don't want him back.
Shot himself right in the foot there.Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostNobody has ever knocked on my door.
But, since the same guy has been MP since before I was born, that's not really a surprise.
Tories admit they have 'no obvious candidate' to take on Barry Sheerman in the General Election - Huddersfield ExaminerComment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostThe Labour council candidates always come round. No MP candidate has ever come round, though.
Friend: What are your priorities?
Candidate: Getting the Gypsies out of the county.
Friend: Which other groups will you be ethnically cleansing? The Jews?
Candidate walks away.
Good to see the nasty party has been tamed.Comment
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If nothing else, I am looking forward to hearing Wee Jimmy Krankie blubbing into her porridge when the high watermark of SNP MP numbers comes crashing back down to a more realistic level.
With the Tory vote strengthening in Scotland, and the 1/3 of SNP voters that voted FOR Brexit largely defecting back to the Labour Party from whence they came, the political landscape north of the border is likely to look very different 7 weeks from now.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostI was at a friend's house lastw eek when the Tory county council candidate knocked on the door.
Friend: What are your priorities?
Candidate: Getting the Gypsies out of the county.
Friend: Which other groups will you be ethnically cleansing? The Jews?
Candidate walks away.
Good to see the nasty party has been tamed.Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostIf nothing else, I am looking forward to hearing Wee Jimmy Krankie blubbing into her porridge when the high watermark of SNP MP numbers comes crashing back down to a more realistic level.
With the Tory vote strengthening in Scotland, and the 1/3 of SNP voters that voted FOR Brexit largely defecting back to the Labour Party from whence they came, the political landscape north of the border is likely to look very different 7 weeks from now.
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by original PM View PostSo when the next set of pikeys are moved on you'll happily let them tulip on your lawn and rob your fences for firewood then?Comment
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