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The most p!ssed you've ever been

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    #11
    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    Drunk in a hotel a few years back. Went to put my breakfast card on the outside of the door (didn't even know I was doing this). The door was on a spring and slammed shut on me, which is when I "woke up" naked outside my hotel door, early morning.

    Snuck down to reception and thought great the concierge isn't there, so went behind reception to find a key for my room - don't know why I thought there would be a spare hanging about. Anyway, the desk guy turned up and escorted me back to my room. Getting into the lift was the most embarrassing bit as it was a mirrored lift.

    I checked out of the hotel the next day. I can laugh at it now but took me a while to see the funny side.


    I think you win.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #12
      Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
      Got wasted on vodka in Portsmouth about 20 years ago. Went to Fifth Avenue where they refused to serve me at the bar and I ended up punching one of the bouncers. Got dragged out the back and had my head stamped on a few times.

      Next morning had a horrible hangover, could not stop shaking and had a few aches from being beaten unconscious.
      Excuse me chummy. This is a middle class forum. We don't want talk of fighting bouncers/police, crack benders, jail cells, messing oneself in public, psychotic episodes in department stores or anything of that ilk on here.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Fronttoback View Post
        Excuse me chummy. This is a middle class forum. We don't want talk of fighting bouncers/police, crack benders, jail cells, messing oneself in public, psychotic episodes in department stores or anything of that ilk on here.
        20 years ago he would have been a young man hanging around with mates who played such working class games as football. Hence getting his head kicked in by bouncers is to be expected.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #14
          Originally posted by Fronttoback View Post
          Excuse me chummy. This is a middle class forum. We don't want talk of fighting bouncers/police, crack benders, jail cells, messing oneself in public, psychotic episodes in department stores or anything of that ilk on here.

          Must admit, that does sound like a real top night out, well done.

          It does look although you got the order of the proceedings wrong, which surely ended in that jail cell.
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            Must admit, that does sound like a real top night out, well done.

            It does look although you got the order of the proceedings wrong, which surely ended in that jail cell.
            I think the latter 2 were morning after consequences, post release.

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              #16
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              I think the latter 2 were morning after consequences, post release.
              You could be correct, especially if he was "housed" for the night with "Big Bubba".
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                Contractor I used to work with got p*ssed at xmas do. He was staying in hotel that a few of the contractors used.

                Locked himself out of room so decided to kip on sofa in bar. For some reason, known only to him, he needed a sh*t so went behind the bar and sh*t in the sink. Dunno why he didnt find the toilets.

                Anyway hotel phoned client to play hell and this guy denied it was him but they had it all on security cam.

                IT WASN'NT ME!
                Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
                  Contractor I used to work with got p*ssed at xmas do. He was staying in hotel that a few of the contractors used.

                  Locked himself out of room so decided to kip on sofa in bar. For some reason, known only to him, he needed a sh*t so went behind the bar and sh*t in the sink. Dunno why he didnt find the toilets.

                  Anyway hotel phoned client to play hell and this guy denied it was him but they had it all on security cam.

                  IT WASN'NT ME!
                  And like a proper contractor you still managed to make your Getting Back into the Workplace interview slot.

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                    #19
                    When stationed in southern Italy our squadron was invited to an American NCO's bar on their camp. We all got very p*ssed and then the fire alarm went off! we were all turfed out and then the fire truck turned up and all the crew disembarked. Me and my mate looked at each and just said YES! next thing we were being chased round the camp in the fire truck by some very very angry Americans. Got thrown in the cells for the night and the next day our Squadron Leader came and got us released with copious promises of harsh punishment to be meted out. As he drove us back he just kept howling and asking to repeat the story. Our punishment? we had to account for all the fire extinguishes each morning on the aircraft dispersal.

                    In a club in Doncaster got thrown out with a mild beating for showing the girls my 'sword' whilst dressed as a musketeer.
                    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
                      When stationed in southern Italy our squadron was invited to an American NCO's bar on their camp. We all got very p*ssed and then the fire alarm went off! we were all turfed out and then the fire truck turned up and all the crew disembarked. Me and my mate looked at each and just said YES! next thing we were being chased round the camp in the fire truck by some very very angry Americans. Got thrown in the cells for the night and the next day our Squadron Leader came and got us released with copious promises of harsh punishment to be meted out. As he drove us back he just kept howling and asking to repeat the story. Our punishment? we had to account for all the fire extinguishes each morning on the aircraft dispersal.

                      In a club in Doncaster got thrown out with a mild beating for showing the girls my 'sword' whilst dressed as a musketeer.
                      So you're a sex offender! Good for you!!!

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