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Originally posted by MyUserName View PostGot wasted on vodka in Portsmouth about 20 years ago. Went to Fifth Avenue where they refused to serve me at the bar and I ended up punching one of the bouncers. Got dragged out the back and had my head stamped on a few times.
Next morning had a horrible hangover, could not stop shaking and had a few aches from being beaten unconscious.Comment
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostExcuse me chummy. This is a middle class forum. We don't want talk of fighting bouncers/police, crack benders, jail cells, messing oneself in public, psychotic episodes in department stores or anything of that ilk on here."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by Fronttoback View PostExcuse me chummy. This is a middle class forum. We don't want talk of fighting bouncers/police, crack benders, jail cells, messing oneself in public, psychotic episodes in department stores or anything of that ilk on here.
Must admit, that does sound like a real top night out, well done.
It does look although you got the order of the proceedings wrong, which surely ended in that jail cell.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostMust admit, that does sound like a real top night out, well done.
It does look although you got the order of the proceedings wrong, which surely ended in that jail cell.Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostI think the latter 2 were morning after consequences, post release.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Contractor I used to work with got p*ssed at xmas do. He was staying in hotel that a few of the contractors used.
Locked himself out of room so decided to kip on sofa in bar. For some reason, known only to him, he needed a sh*t so went behind the bar and sh*t in the sink. Dunno why he didnt find the toilets.
Anyway hotel phoned client to play hell and this guy denied it was him but they had it all on security cam.
IT WASN'NT ME!Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostContractor I used to work with got p*ssed at xmas do. He was staying in hotel that a few of the contractors used.
Locked himself out of room so decided to kip on sofa in bar. For some reason, known only to him, he needed a sh*t so went behind the bar and sh*t in the sink. Dunno why he didnt find the toilets.
Anyway hotel phoned client to play hell and this guy denied it was him but they had it all on security cam.
IT WASN'NT ME!Comment
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When stationed in southern Italy our squadron was invited to an American NCO's bar on their camp. We all got very p*ssed and then the fire alarm went off! we were all turfed out and then the fire truck turned up and all the crew disembarked. Me and my mate looked at each and just said YES! next thing we were being chased round the camp in the fire truck by some very very angry Americans. Got thrown in the cells for the night and the next day our Squadron Leader came and got us released with copious promises of harsh punishment to be meted out. As he drove us back he just kept howling and asking to repeat the story. Our punishment? we had to account for all the fire extinguishes each morning on the aircraft dispersal.
In a club in Doncaster got thrown out with a mild beating for showing the girls my 'sword' whilst dressed as a musketeer.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostWhen stationed in southern Italy our squadron was invited to an American NCO's bar on their camp. We all got very p*ssed and then the fire alarm went off! we were all turfed out and then the fire truck turned up and all the crew disembarked. Me and my mate looked at each and just said YES! next thing we were being chased round the camp in the fire truck by some very very angry Americans. Got thrown in the cells for the night and the next day our Squadron Leader came and got us released with copious promises of harsh punishment to be meted out. As he drove us back he just kept howling and asking to repeat the story. Our punishment? we had to account for all the fire extinguishes each morning on the aircraft dispersal.
In a club in Doncaster got thrown out with a mild beating for showing the girls my 'sword' whilst dressed as a musketeer.Comment
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