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Embarrassing Moments No 2

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    Embarrassing Moments No 2

    The moment when you're sat in the office and you realise that the reason you can only hear music in one ear is not because your headphones are broken but because, in fact,
    you haven't plugged the jack fully into the unit and consequently Wings at the Speed of Sound is also being enjoyed by the rest of the office

    #2
    Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
    The moment when you're sat in the office and you realise that the reason you can only hear music in one ear is not because your headphones are broken but because, in fact,
    you haven't plugged the jack fully into the unit and consequently Wings at the Speed of Sound is also being endured by the rest of the office
    FTFY

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      #3
      Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
      FTFY
      Well just as well I wasn't listening the the Wings version of the Crossroads theme off the Venus and Mars LP then

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        #4
        Could have been worse if it was French Kiss by Lil Louis.

        qh
        He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

        I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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          #5
          I once had my headphones plugged in and made the mistake of opening a whatsapp video of Christiano Ronaldo giving an interview after a match but the audio was really faint so turned up the volume to the max, only for the video to cut too a Japanese porn scene after 6 seconds with very loud and high pitched screaming from female performer, which could be heard but all those within the immediate vicinity

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            #6
            You're watching a video of a minigun, and even though you're wearing good headphones, the noise is such that your colleagues think you're listening to hardcore industrial.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              You're busy installing .NET Core release candidate 1 and a colleague comes over only to inform you release candidate 2 was released yesterday night.

              Oh the shame.
              First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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                #8
                What about the time you were caught you were caught sucking dick for a payrise?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by original PM View Post
                  What about the time you were caught you were caught sucking dick for a payrise?
                  You promised AssSnob you would never tell.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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