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    #11
    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
    "Dave, have you thought about erectile dysfunction cream?"

    My missus will glare at me even more.
    'I can't do that Dave?'
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #12
      Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
      How's it going to know who is watching?
      You have to subscribe to the catchup service, that's when they collect your name.
      You're awesome! Get yourself a t-shirt.

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        #13
        Originally posted by squarepeg View Post
        You have to subscribe to the catchup service, that's when they collect your name.
        Obviously an idea dreamed up by some spotty geek in his solitary bedsit. Normal households would have many people watching the same telly. One surely doesn’t need to tell a contractor that whoever amongst the household staff it was set the subscription up in the first place is going to be mortified about having his name blared out of the speakers as though he’s sitting there watching along.

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          #14
          Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
          Obviously an idea dreamed up by some spotty geek in his solitary bedsit. Normal households would have many people watching the same telly. One surely doesn’t need to tell a contractor that whoever amongst the household staff it was set the subscription up in the first place is going to be mortified about having his name blared out of the speakers as though he’s sitting there watching along.
          Naturally in this situation a contractor with any nouse would use an assumed name, such as Liz or Phil!
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #15
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            Naturally in this situation a contractor with any nouse would use an assumed name, such as Liz or Phil!
            I have an account for the kinky stuff using the pseudonym AssGuru. Unfortunately when I think i have hit the lowest levels of perversion I get suggestions that would make the Bishop of Bath & Wells blush.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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