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    #11
    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I do dislike my phone's autocorrect replacing a commonly used word with 'duck'. I most definitely am not after a good ducking; not since the witch trials, anyway.
    Well, why not switch it off?

    Predictive text is for aunts :

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      #12
      Damn modern technology! Bring back good old Morse Code. Much more reliable. Mind you, the porn wasn't much good.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #13
        Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
        Well, why not switch it off?

        Predictive text is for aunts :
        I have toyed with that but its hit rate is quite good and saves me having to do too much proof reading of what my fat fingers come up with. There's just these occasional annoyances

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          #14
          Back when I was more naive in school this was a stiffy

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            #15
            I was a kid when I did this and they told my mum at parents evening, I had to write what I did that weekend and what happened was the exhaust on my mums car had come off while driving and she used her tights to tie it up until we could to a repair place, I had spelt tights wrong though and had spelt it as 'tits', so my mum had secured the exhaust to the car by tying her tits around it.

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              #16
              Originally posted by redgiant View Post
              Back when I was more naive in school this was a stiffy

              3.5 inches still is for you I guess

              (no red giant there then)

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                #17
                Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
                3.5 inches still is for you I guess

                (no red giant there then)
                The nearest thing we got to new technology at school were ball point pens which were banned as we had to use fountain pens.
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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