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    Massive hack bitcoin ransom- details

    Reports of a slightly alarmed and ruddy faced sasguru coming in from the Home Counties - he wrote a chess program in the 80s - he's going to step in after he's had his tea. He will get up the curve fast, he will step to the plate, he's diversified and intercontinental. He's tech savvy. He's numerate. He's reliable in a "don't look behind you, but..." kinda way.

    Save us with your bladerunner skills sas!

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    I have already called the home office and told them sasguru was behind the attacks. They are preparing the rubber hose pipes now.

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      Latest report - chess program has tried to make 5 billion moves in one second and triggered virus software in most of South East England. Could be a false alarm. Eyes peeled for more data.

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