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    Very weird guy in the desk next to me. He is clearly upset as he has been there since January and doesn't like company. I think he would be happier communicating in machine code. Only eats bacon, sausages and drinks beer. This morning he was watching Corbyn release his manifesto and started jumping up and down shouting "French revolution part 2 - kill the Thatcherites".

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Very weird guy in the desk next to me. He is clearly upset as he has been there since January and doesn't like company. I think he would be happier communicating in machine code. Only eats bacon, sausages and drinks beer. This morning he was watching Corbyn release his manifesto and started jumping up and down shouting "French revolution part 2 - kill the Thatcherites".
    Don't believe a word of it.

    He wouldn't be eating bacon & sausages and drinking beer if he were a Corbynista.

    It'd be quinoa washed down with fair trade maté produced by some Andean wimmin's collective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
    Don't believe a word of it.

    He wouldn't be eating bacon & sausages and drinking beer if he were a Corbynista.

    It'd be quinoa washed down with fair trade maté produced by some Andean wimmin's collective.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Very weird guy in the desk next to me. He is clearly upset as he has been there since January and doesn't like company. I think he would be happier communicating in machine code. Only eats bacon, sausages and drinks beer. This morning he was watching Corbyn release his manifesto and started jumping up and down shouting "French revolution part 2 - kill the Thatcherites".
    Sounds like the sort of ex hippy type that only works a 4 day week.

    I hope you are ready to pick up the slack


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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Very weird guy in the desk next to me. He is clearly upset as he has been there since January and doesn't like company. I think he would be happier communicating in machine code. Only eats bacon, sausages and drinks beer. This morning he was watching Corbyn release his manifesto and started jumping up and down shouting "French revolution part 2 - kill the Thatcherites".
    Could be churchy. Or is your client Jewish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Very weird guy in the desk next to me. He is clearly upset as he has been there since January and doesn't like company. I think he would be happier communicating in machine code. Only eats bacon, sausages and drinks beer. This morning he was watching Corbyn release his manifesto and started jumping up and down shouting "French revolution part 2 - kill the Thatcherites".
    I'm glad you feel welcome in London.
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