When the foreign built and owned power stations become too expensive to run, and everyone's been taxed out of diesel cars into electric ones, they'll want people to opt for biomass energy production instead of standard cremation. Instead of an urn of ashes they'll give you some leccy credits.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostUnfortunately that "natural process" often includes being dug up and torn apart and scattered by foxes!
Oh yes, if the foxes are hunted to near extinction as per the request of all Tory voters, then the remaining ones will dig up, but not eat all the flesh, leaving it to rot. At which point the foxes will be to blame, or possibly the EU.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostAnd the problem with that is? ...Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostUnfortunately that "natural process" often includes being dug up and torn apart and scattered by foxes!
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by quackhandle View PostBetter than the remote Himalayan tribe where one feller gets drunk and proceeds to cut the carcass up to feed to the vultures.
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Thought this was another Tory manifesto pledge for them up in years thread"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by Eirikur View PostWhy? at least this is a natural and quick process
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Vote Lib Dem, they want to legalise cannibalism. Very efficient disposal of corpses.
PS Hang on, I misread the manifesto. It's cannabis.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by Troll View PostInteresting alternative to cremation or burial - using alkaline hydrolysis to basically cleanse the tissue away and then grind down the bones that are leftComment
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Originally posted by RSoles View Post...then packaging it as Soylent...
That's assuming we don't find ourselves in a world where humankind has died out to be replaced by zombies, or one where we're slaves to a race of super intelligent apes. Or any other Charlton Heston sci-fi film I've forgotten.Last edited by VectraMan; 23 May 2017, 17:15.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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