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    Default just laughed out loud

    looking through this German data and one gentleman has an unfortunate name

    Herr A. F u c k


    yep really.
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    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Our local Electrician is Herr Elektogas.. of course I'm naturally cautious of his services.
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    Could make some internet use a problem. Some commonly used comment code blocks rude words.
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    Matthias Wank - Ski Jumper
    Fanny Schmelar - Skiier
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scruff View Post
    Matthias Wank - Ski Jumper
    Fanny Schmelar - Skiier
    Always makes me laugh this.

    Apparently Andy Capp in Germany is known as Helmut Schmacker as well.

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    I was amused by Peter Fil, also a skier, on ski Sunday this year. Not even close to Fanny though

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    The girl on the bottom right has an unfortunate name..

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    Quote Originally Posted by GJABS View Post


    The girl on the bottom right has an unfortunate name..
    surely cant be true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by saptastic View Post
    surely cant be true!
    It is true.

    But the original photo, which is still online, has her first and last names swapped around. So there was at least some photoshopping involved:

    http://www.electraisd.net/default.aspx?name=alumni.1993

    When she left school, she married a guy called Travis Box.
    But he sadly died.
    And in his online obituary:
    Travis Waid Box - North Texas e-News

    it confirms that: "He married Ginger Minge on June 1, 1996 in Electra, Tx."


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    Quote Originally Posted by saptastic View Post
    surely cant be true!
    Demetrius Breedlove. That's a great name though.

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