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Anyone feel terrorised by xoggy?
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You should do. Substitute links to threads by self posts with links as arguments, already tested that part out, and all of CUK will visible via the xoggoth filter.
It includes a Bremainer detector and will only be available to BR****ers (panic attack coming on, NLDyUK!). Anyone else using it will find their PC infected with ransomware demanding that they vote Tory to free their data. I might allow Monster Raving Loony voters though, they are pretty sensible generally.
PS PM me UglyBetty, you could make this dirty old man really happy. Don't wait too long as I am overdue for my monthly shower and might not be as dirty soon.Last edited by xoggoth; 30 May 2017, 13:46.bloggoth
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostYou should do. Substitute links to threads by self posts with links as arguments, already tested that part out, and all of CUK will visible via the xoggoth filter.
It includes a Bremainer detector and will only be available to BR****ers (panic attack coming on, NLDyUK!). Anyone else using it will find their PC infected with ransomware demanding that they vote Tory to free their data. I might allow Monster Raving Loony voters though, they are pretty sensible generally.
PS PM me UglyBetty, you could make this dirty old man really happy. Don't wait too long as I am overdue for my monthly shower and might not be as dirty soon.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostSound better than our current PC ransomware that demands answers to basic accounting and business questions that he could Google himself..Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostProduced by an off-shore resource in Bangalore, was it?Comment
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