Hot to hand in notice

[SandyD]

You tried searching the prof forums at all?

Noooo that's no fun man !
actually I did, there was nothing about Hot to resign

[northernladuk]

Noooo that's no fun man !
actually I did, there was nothing about Hot to resign

That's probably because contractors don't resign?

[motoukenin]

Hmmmm its been a long time since I initiated a contract end notice, in the last few years it seems most of my projects ended with huge programs getting canned and hundreds of contractors given notice …
Anyway, people here are sort of nice, but my role is sort of sh*t not a specific area or project, people throw at me random stuff that no one knows how to do or can be bothered to do… no structure, which I can tolerate as we all know it happens in many places… however I got a better offer closer to home… so how should I break it up to them ??
Any suggestions even comical ones welcomed.

Just tell your boss that you are firing him and the rest of the company. This will show him that you are able to look at tasks from different angles and will be kicking himself for not offering you more money and a more interesting working environment. He may also just ask security to escort you from the premises, either way your free from all that niceness.

[SandyD]

Resign
rɪˈzʌɪn/Submit
verb
1.
voluntarily leave a job or office.
"he resigned from the government in protest at the policy"
synonyms: leave, go, hand in one's notice, give in one's notice, give notice, stand down, step down, bow out, walk out; More
2.
accept that something undesirable cannot be avoided.
"she resigned herself to a lengthy session"
synonyms: reconcile oneself to, become resigned to, become reconciled to, have no choice but to accept, come to terms with, learn to live with, get used to the idea of; More

[SueEllen]

That's probably because contractors don't resign?

You were suppose to say -
"Have you asked your accountant?"

[northernladyuk]

Hmmmm its been a long time since I initiated a contract end notice, in the last few years it seems most of my projects ended with huge programs getting canned and hundreds of contractors given notice …
Anyway, people here are sort of nice, but my role is sort of sh*t not a specific area or project, people throw at me random stuff that no one knows how to do or can be bothered to do… no structure, which I can tolerate as we all know it happens in many places… however I got a better offer closer to home… so how should I break it up to them ??
Any suggestions even comical ones welcomed.

Send the client a DonaldTrumpogram.

[b0redom]

Just go sick </psychocandy>

If you're after a serious answer (which I doubt) you shouldn't be giving notice to clientco anyway, you should be giving notice to your agent....

[northernladyuk]

Just go sick </psychocandy>

If you're after a serious answer (which I doubt) you shouldn't be giving notice to clientco anyway, you should be giving notice to your agent....

The agency is the client.

[SandyD]

Just go sick </psychocandy>

If you're after a serious answer (which I doubt) you shouldn't be giving notice to clientco anyway, you should be giving notice to your agent....

Oh I did this just now

But I always also inform my client co, out of curtsy ... in fact originally my contract was supposed to be until end of June, then they offered a renewal a couple of months back and I accepted not knowing my role will turn to sh*t ... all I need to say is I'd like to reject the extension previously accepted

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