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    Default The CUK Party - You got to be in it, to win it!

    Right, assuming there's going to be another election in the next 12 months I think we should form a party (The CUK) & start fighting seats.

    It's only £500 - a days money at minimum

    The Tories are out to feck us. The Liberals are out to feck us. Labour is out to feck us and the country.

    We should fight on the following:-


    • Repeal IR35
    • Cut in Corporation Tax
    • Increase expenses for Limited Companies
    • Increase Dividends
    • Remove the BTL tax penalties
    • Increase pension contributions
    • Ban consultancies from using cheap foreign Bobs
    • A Cap on Recruitment Agency charges
    • Free Accountancy
    • Remove duty on Champagne
    • Put back the flat rate scheme to what it was.



    Obviously we should put in some warm & fuzzy tulip about the NHS & social care & mention Brexit a little, but I feel as a group of selfless individuals who are the backbone of the flexible workforce driving this country then we could change politics in this country for good.


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    I've got a spare 10 grand I could chip in.

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    Bring back decent claimable expenses like company cars and expensive gifts.

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    Increasing expenses for limited companies would be a mistake.
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    Allow betting £10k on Tory majority from company accounts!

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    Charge fatties double for airport lounge usage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post

    We should fight on the following:-

    • Repeal IR35
    • Cut in Corporation Tax
    • Increase expenses for Limited Companies
    • Increase Dividends
    • Remove the BTL tax penalties
    • Increase pension contributions
    • Ban consultancies from using cheap foreign Bobs
    • A Cap on Recruitment Agency charges
    • Free Accountancy
    • Remove duty on Champagne
    • Put back the flat rate scheme to what it was.


    Obviously we should put in some warm & fuzzy tulip about the NHS & social care & mention Brexit a little, but I feel as a group of selfless individuals who are the backbone of the flexible workforce driving this country then we could change politics in this country for good.

    Who's with me?
    Aren't all those in the DUP manifesto? And I don't think they even bother with the fuzzy NHS tulip

    That aside, I'll vote for you!
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    Compulsory booze and hookers on the agents/clients expense and you have my 'X' in the box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quackhandle View Post
    Compulsory booze and hookers on the agents/clients expense and you have my 'X' in the box.

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    Should I get some t shirts printed?

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    Eh?

    You don't get those already, along with a nice bit of Peruvian to raise any flagged spirits

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    You need the snowflake vote.

    Free iPad, iPhone, Netflix and mobile phone contract for anyone under 21.

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