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The CUK Party - You got to be in it, to win it!

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    The CUK Party - You got to be in it, to win it!

    First prize is for best fancy dress - 90% take home scheme!

    #2
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    90% take home scheme!
    90% of your take-home pay is provided in the form of bananas?

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      #3
      Originally posted by GJABS View Post
      90% of your take-home pay is provided in the form of bananas?
      At least you will have enough fibre....
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #4
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        First prize is for best fancy dress - 90% take home scheme!
        Comes with a free wakeup call at 3am from HMRC smashing your door in.
        Last edited by Paddy; 12 June 2017, 19:08.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          Comes with a free wakeup call at 3am from HMRC smashing your door in.
          Makes a change from NLyUK....

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            #6
            I'll wear a donkey jacket (with holes in the pockets so I can hide my bootleg fags in the lining) and go as Michael Foot.

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              #7
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              I'll wear a donkey jacket (with holes in the pockets so I can hide my bootleg fags in the lining) and go as Michael Foot.

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                #8
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                you saying MS is a silly old mare?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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