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    #11
    FTFY

    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    I just strolled past the parking lot of my local kebabery in Brum, and spotted a car and then I vandalised (violated?) it with the yak semen, I just happened to be carrying.
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #12
      Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
      I just strolled past the parking lot of my local kebabery in Brum, and spotted a car exactly like that getting vandalised (violated?) with yak semen.
      Where you see yak semen, AtW sees the jizz of a thousand squirrels. That's a tough week's milking, even for him.

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        #13
        Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
        Where you see yak semen, AtW sees the jizz of a thousand squirrels. That's a tough week's milking, even for him.
        Shows the diverse tastes of the CUK resident population, I guess
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #14
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          Shows the diverse tastes of the CUK resident population, I guess
          I'm now worried about the accuracy of the 1,000 squirrels stat.

          Looks like mean ejaculate volume for a yak is a disappointingly low 2.7 ml http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19157729

          I can't see any corresponding stats for squirrels, but maybe AtW has some figures from his little grey book.

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            #15
            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            I'm now worried about the accuracy of the 1,000 squirrels stat.

            Looks like mean ejaculate volume for a yak is a disappointingly low 2.7 ml http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19157729

            I can't see any corresponding stats for squirrels, but maybe AtW has some figures from his little grey book.
            come on!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              come on!
              There's a nice little research project for him there.

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                #17
                Originally posted by AtW View Post


                Be careful parking in those tight spots though. You don't want to scratch that nice new paint....







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                  #18
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  AMG
                  Is that Russian for DFS?


                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    #19
                    Family's Mercedes torched in early-morning petrol bomb attack - Birmingham Mail

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                      #20
                      Oh FFS

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