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    #11
    If they are sterilised why to deny the male cats some fun?

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      #12
      Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
      UA 571-C Automated Sentry Gun

      It's the only way to be sure.

      qh

      Ah.....................so that was the solution to your previous cat problem
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #13
        You need to dress your cats up to look more scary.

        England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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          #14
          AtW had the same issue with squirrels.

          He said the only solution is to wee on the garden boundary.

          At least that was what the defense team alleged.

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            AtW had the same issue with squirrels.

            He said the only solution is to wee on the garden boundary.

            At least that was what the defense team alleged.
            Trouble is, all that kebab meat stuck to his old chap attracted the foxes instead.

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              AtW had the same issue with squirrels.

              He said the only solution is to wee on the garden boundary.

              At least that was what the defense team alleged.
              Indeed, I believe his dress at his court appearance let him down, the same outfit that he was wearing when addressing things is in his garden

              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                Indeed, I believe his dress at his court appearance let him down, the same outfit that he was wearing when addressing things is in his garden

                I believe that's the compromising photograph AtW had of the judge that led to his unconditional discharge. The dry cleaners had to put a surcharge on the bill.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  Ah.....................so that was the solution to ANY cat problem
                  FTFY.

                  qh
                  He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                  I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MrLoveBucket View Post
                    Anyone know how to stop local tom cats fighting over and assaulting my two neutered females. Softly softly approach (water pistols) doesn't seem to be working. The little b'stards are wailing all night long.

                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Ah, Sue Ellens underwear.
                      Only in cold weather
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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