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    If they are sterilised why to deny the male cats some fun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quackhandle View Post
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    Ah.....................so that was the solution to your previous cat problem

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    You need to dress your cats up to look more scary.

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    AtW had the same issue with squirrels.

    He said the only solution is to wee on the garden boundary.

    At least that was what the defense team alleged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    AtW had the same issue with squirrels.

    He said the only solution is to wee on the garden boundary.

    At least that was what the defense team alleged.
    Trouble is, all that kebab meat stuck to his old chap attracted the foxes instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    AtW had the same issue with squirrels.

    He said the only solution is to wee on the garden boundary.

    At least that was what the defense team alleged.
    Indeed, I believe his dress at his court appearance let him down, the same outfit that he was wearing when addressing things is in his garden


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Indeed, I believe his dress at his court appearance let him down, the same outfit that he was wearing when addressing things is in his garden

    I believe that's the compromising photograph AtW had of the judge that led to his unconditional discharge. The dry cleaners had to put a surcharge on the bill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Ah.....................so that was the solution to ANY cat problem
    FTFY.

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    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrLoveBucket View Post
    Anyone know how to stop local tom cats fighting over and assaulting my two neutered females. Softly softly approach (water pistols) doesn't seem to be working. The little b'stards are wailing all night long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Ah, Sue Ellens underwear.
    Only in cold weather
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