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    Anyone know how to stop local tom cats fighting over and assaulting my two neutered females. Softly softly approach (water pistols) doesn't seem to be working. The little b'stards are wailing all night long.
    Best 4g signal is in
    [ ] Trap 1
    [X] Trap 2
    [ ] Trap 3

    #2
    Get two female dogs?

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Get two female dogs?
      Two greyhounds or other prey driven dogs...
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #4
        Move.
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          The old man will rape male cats for a fiver each, or eight quid for the pair.

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            #6
            Small pill (made of lead) inserted at high velocity just below the ear.
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #7
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #8
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                Small pill (made of lead) inserted at high velocity just below the ear.
                That's a bit harsh. There are worse posters than MLB.

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                  #9
                  UA 571-C Automated Sentry Gun

                  It's the only way to be sure.

                  qh
                  He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                  I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    Ah, Sue Ellens underwear.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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