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    Anyone know how to stop local tom cats fighting over and assaulting my two neutered females. Softly softly approach (water pistols) doesn't seem to be working. The little b'stards are wailing all night long.
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    [X] Trap 2
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    Get two female dogs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    Get two female dogs?
    Two greyhounds or other prey driven dogs...
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    The old man will rape male cats for a fiver each, or eight quid for the pair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TestMangler View Post
    Small pill (made of lead) inserted at high velocity just below the ear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
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