Originally posted by OwlHoot
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostThought this thread might be about that poor British cow on a bungee jump in Spain.
When the guy running it said "no jump", as he hadn't yet secured the cord, she thought he had said "now jump" ...
A good safety measure in future would be to tie the cord to the jumper last, only after everything else is secure!
To be fair on her I could see myself making the same mistake as I'd be bricking it that much I'd not be paying attention to anything other than why the hell I agreed to do this and when are they going to push me over the edge if I don't go when told.
At least for her she would have had almost no time to be aware of the problem and may not even have registered she wasn't bouncing back up before the end.Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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and why a dessert eagle, why not the main gun on an Abrahams?
A .22 would have been impressive enough.
The US need a new charge "too stupid to be allowed out" though it would mean many of our expat posters would have to avoid visiting the US.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Eirikur View PostIs the video still on Youtube? would love to see it
But the young lady's YouTube channel is still up:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYq...sort=dd&view=0Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postand why a dessert eagle, why not the main gun on an Abrahams?
A .22 would have been impressive enough.
The US need a new charge "too stupid to be allowed out" though it would mean many of our expat posters would have to avoid visiting the US.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostYes, beacuse you, mauvemonkey, NigelUK, shauny and originalPM are the brains of the operation.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostYes, beacuse you, mauvemonkey, NigelUK, shauny and originalPM are the brains of the operation.
Although it is nice to see that I have do enough to attract your attention....Comment
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Originally posted by original PM View PostWhose sockie are you?
Although it is nice to see that I have do enough to attract your attention....
Surely, you should already knowThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostPeoples writing style usually gives it away.
Surely, you should already knowComment
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