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Darwin award candidate 2?

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    Darwin award candidate 2?

    Gang boss Scott Benjamin shot himself in the crotch | Daily Mail Online

    Notorious gang boss, 30, known as 'The Shredder' accidentally shot himself in the crotch with a shotgun
    Scott Benjamin, 30, had to have his testicle removed after blasting himself
    He was rushed to hospital after the shooting in Walsall, West Midlands, in January
    He pleaded guilty to being in possession of two sawn-off shotguns
    Going Balls out to win this years contest!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Bollocks.
    Sorry.
    Bollock.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by vetran View Post

      Also known as Big Vern?

      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        Also known as Big Vern?

        Now known as not so Big Vern!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          'had to have his testicle removed'

          Did he only have the one to start with? If so he could be a Darwin candidate, but it's not a given

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            #6
            It's not Darwin award eligible if (a) he's still able to procreate and/or (b) produced spawn before the accident.

            didnt' bother reading the article to find out if either of those featured

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              #7
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              It's not Darwin award eligible if (a) he's still able to procreate and/or (b) produced spawn before the accident.

              didnt' bother reading the article to find out if either of those featured
              unfortunately poor journalism we neither know how many children he spawned with his Girlfriend or the value of his council flat. Poor show Daily wail.

              But removing your family jewels with a sawn off suggests the dynasty will have a limited lifespan. It may take a generation or two but I expect his descendants will not bear fruit.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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