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    Gang boss Scott Benjamin shot himself in the crotch | Daily Mail Online

    Notorious gang boss, 30, known as 'The Shredder' accidentally shot himself in the crotch with a shotgun
    Scott Benjamin, 30, had to have his testicle removed after blasting himself
    He was rushed to hospital after the shooting in Walsall, West Midlands, in January
    He pleaded guilty to being in possession of two sawn-off shotguns
    Going Balls out to win this years contest!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Bollocks.
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    Bollock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post

    Also known as Big Vern?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Also known as Big Vern?

    Now known as not so Big Vern!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    'had to have his testicle removed'

    Did he only have the one to start with? If so he could be a Darwin candidate, but it's not a given

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    It's not Darwin award eligible if (a) he's still able to procreate and/or (b) produced spawn before the accident.

    didnt' bother reading the article to find out if either of those featured

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    It's not Darwin award eligible if (a) he's still able to procreate and/or (b) produced spawn before the accident.

    didnt' bother reading the article to find out if either of those featured
    unfortunately poor journalism we neither know how many children he spawned with his Girlfriend or the value of his council flat. Poor show Daily wail.

    But removing your family jewels with a sawn off suggests the dynasty will have a limited lifespan. It may take a generation or two but I expect his descendants will not bear fruit.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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