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    Maybe she thought you looked tired and was offering you somewhere to park your bike.

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    Okay we need some BMI indices before this thread goes any further.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    Okay we need some BMI indices before this thread goes any further.
    She was skinny. LOTS of cellulite. Fully shaven.

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    Would Mitch ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    She was skinny. LOTS of cellulite. Fully shaven.
    Was it like a badly packed kebab?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Inneresting thought. However why put everything you have on display? Its not Amsterdam. And why not proposition me? Not that I would have done anything without permission from NLyUK....
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    Quote Originally Posted by original PM View Post
    Was it like a badly packed kebab?
    I was trying not to be run over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I was trying not to be run over.
    ...and you saw somewhere to park your bike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    On the verge was a female. Large pink suitcase with wheels. She was bending over picking at paper on the floor. With her bottom facing towards the passing traffic. Short skirt, no underwear. I could not look too closely due to traffic.

    I cannot explain what she was doing there. Maybe not showing the effect of drugs? Argument with boyfriend and left car? Filming a dodgy movie?

    Anyone with better suggestions?
    Upon seeing you on your bike, you must've triggered some sort of biological response that caused her to present herself to you....


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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Sounds very much like it. Without a pretext (e.g. "looking for a train ticket I dropped") they can be done for soliciting.
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