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Contracting, Sexy Time and an Invoicing Conundrum
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostPut down as "Sundry" costs, as a loss, surelyComment
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I asked my accountant and she mumbled something or other. She really shouldn't speak with her mouth full.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostI asked my accountant and she mumbled something or other. She really shouldn't speak with her mouth full.
Surrey man aren't you?
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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It's only 30 seconds out of your day.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt's only 30 seconds out of your day.
Bench time doesn't count in this scenario, Big BoyThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostYou mean she's not chartered, they are raised far better than that.
Surrey man aren't you?
As for being chartered, all I know is she provides invoices, balances my books, looks after my money, telling me where to put it with interest and when to withdraw.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostBench time doesn't count in this scenario, Big BoyComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostI may live in the leafy county, but that doesn't mean I'm from here.
As for being chartered, all I know is she provides invoices, balances my books, looks after my money, telling me where to put it with interest and when to withdraw.
All said and told with a large smile on her face.
Is it a Free agent type of shared service or a strictly 1:1 personal service?
Did she got to a good Surrey school, or does she talk like a docker?
Just realised you might have missed the Daddy's girl, usually pony owning, Surrey connotationsLast edited by MrMarkyMark; 3 July 2017, 15:46.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostHe's also hiding behind Equality legislation, to discount time spent setting up his obesity enablement marital aids.
Fingers crossed, all good, for MF this time around.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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