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    Anyone got a really good printer?

    Bank of England staff to go on strike - BBC News

    Who will create the billions out of thin air for the banksters?

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Bank of England staff to go on strike - BBC News

    Who will create the billions out of thin air for the banksters?
    I think you will need some animal fat as well

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      #3
      Maybe a little bit too technical for here: Homemade Money Printer
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Bank of England staff to go on strike - BBC News

        Who will create the billions out of thin air for the banksters?
        Just get it from Theresa's Magic Money Tree.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #5
          Only a matter of time before a blockchain replaces the BOE. A blockchain operated by millions and costs a lot less to operate.
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #6
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            Only a matter of time before a blockchain replaces the BOE. A blockchain operated by millions and costs a lot less to operate.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Bank of England staff to go on strike - BBC News

              Who will create the billions out of thin air for the banksters?
              UPDATE AccountBalance
              SET Balance = Balance *1000.0
              WHERE CretinQuota < 100.0

              100.0 is the official ISO Cretin Average. Which about 1% of the Cretinuous of the UberCretin.

              HTH

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                UPDATE AccountBalance
                SET Balance = Balance *1000.0
                WHERE CretinQuota < 100.0;

                Commit;
                FTFY
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  FTFY
                  Why would I need a commit where there is no begin?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Why would I need a commit where there is no begin?
                    Oracle.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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