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The MrMarkyMark I'm not getting any brainfart thread

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    #11
    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Still left with whining about his permie pole-choking jobs.
    There may be a few left, however the the two filters, below, got rid of most of the Perm Pole choking threads.

    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    We can always perform extra filtering of the result set.

    Remove posts with:-

    Vile, drunken, abuse to other members.
    Any mention of the 1st Class Lounge.
    Any boasting, I am, threads.
    Losing gambling threads.
    Threatening to chin someone, either professionally or for pleasure.
    Sledges.

    And see what we are left with.

    Oh hang on, that just left me with a Null result set
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #12
      They will start on mine once the archiving of your entire post history is wrapped up
      Mining into ten year old posts. Vetran or zeity would be good for that job.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #13
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Mining into ten year old posts. Vetran or zeity would be good for that job.
        Indeed. No-one else is good at that.

        http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post2438252

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          #14
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          We can always perform extra filtering of the result set.

          Remove posts with:-

          Vile, drunken, abuse to other members.
          Any mention of the 1st Class Lounge.
          Any boasting, I am, threads.
          Losing gambling threads.
          Threatening to chin someone, either professionally or for pleasure.
          Sledges.

          And see what we are left with.

          Oh hang on, that just left me with a Null result set
          Sounds like admin needs to invest in one of these....

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            #15
            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            Still left with whining about his permie pole-choking jobs.
            A fantasy filter should catch the job lot.

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              #16
              Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
              A fantasy filter should catch the job lot.
              Indeed

              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                Sounds like admin needs to invest in one of these....

                Shouldn't that read: 'Central Tool Supply Organisation'?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                  Shouldn't that read: 'Central Tool Supply Organisation'?
                  Beyond his remit.

                  Although you make think MF is a total tool solution, he is only a component.

                  A little like suity.
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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