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The MrMarkyMark I'm not getting any brainfart thread
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They will start on mine once the archiving of your entire post history is wrapped upbloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostMining into ten year old posts. Vetran or zeity would be good for that job.
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post2438252Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostWe can always perform extra filtering of the result set.
Remove posts with:-
Vile, drunken, abuse to other members.
Any mention of the 1st Class Lounge.
Any boasting, I am, threads.
Losing gambling threads.
Threatening to chin someone, either professionally or for pleasure.
Sledges.
And see what we are left with.
Oh hang on, that just left me with a Null result set
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostStill left with whining about his permie pole-choking jobs.Comment
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The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by greenlake View PostSounds like admin needs to invest in one of these....
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostShouldn't that read: 'Central Tool Supply Organisation'?
Although you make think MF is a total tool solution, he is only a component.
A little like suity.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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