Is Fred Bloggs thick?

[MrMarkyMark]

Is Fred Bloggs thick?

Poll fail.

Theres no "as mince" option.

[WTFH]

This duck, is he a plasterer?

[SueEllen]

Duck Surprise.

Sounds like roadkill

[SueEllen]

This duck, is he a plasterer?

More likely plastered.

[BrilloPad]

Duck Surprise.

I remember when AtW served that up at the Birmingham meet up. Do Birmingham ducks really have fluffy tails?

[BrilloPad]

Who is it who knows 2 things about ducks and both of them are wrong?

[northernladyuk]

Sounds like roadkill

[Fred Bloggs]

For the defence -

In all seriousness, actually the duck posting was not intended as a frivolous post. The intention was to say that the learned gentlemen (Ladies too?) at the supreme court might be asked - "this thing we put before you, it waddles and it quacks and it is found on ponds and rivers. The Chinese guys serve it with rice pan cakes and hoi sin sauce."

One surely hopes that the learned gentlemen would conclude that if I was paid in ducks, sprinkled them with pixie dust, sent them to the nice bloke in the IoM who then lent me some duck portions without any liability to tax and no expectation of repayment, then the conclusion would be that I had indeed been paid in ducks and that ducks were indeed taxable. The pixie dust would be set aside as a sham, as indeed would magic beans if they had been used instead.

I rest my case.

Thank you for reading.

[Fred Bloggs]

He's clever.

Oh, I like this one, best to quote it quick.

[TheFaQQer]

What's the difference between a duck?


One of its legs is both the same.