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    #11
    There are some truths there.

    But entertainingly I have had less comments working in construction than any previous office based jobs
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Haven't you visited before? I am sure she mentioned Justin. Or was it Just in?
      I think she picked up an old Tog name - Justin Siderthighs

      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Taking her cycling?
      I'm checking there's no holes in the rubber, would hate for you to have good-looking kids.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #13
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post

        I'm checking there's no holes in the rubber, would hate for you to have good-looking kids.
        Burnt!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          I'm checking there's no holes in the rubber, would hate for you to have good-looking kids.
          If they look like foxes, I will demand a DNA test.....

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            #15
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            Burnt!
            Showing your age there Grandad. The kids don't use burnt anymore.

            I think you meant to say Lit.....

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Showing your age there Grandad. The kids don't use burnt anymore.

              I think you meant to say Lit.....
              The old joke about two bulls on a hill goes something like this. There are two bulls on a hill, an old one and a young one. The young bull says “Hey dad, lets run down the hill and service one of those cows.” The old bull replies, “no son.” “Let’s walk down the hill and service them all.”
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                If they look like foxes, I will demand a DNA test.....
                I suspect if they look like foxes THEY will want a DNA test.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                  There are some truths there.

                  But entertainingly I have had less comments working in construction than any previous office based jobs
                  Or you are just getting old and past it. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                    Or you are just getting old and past it. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
                    Growing old is mandatory
                    Growing up is optional

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                      There are some truths there.

                      But entertainingly I have had less comments working in construction than any previous office based jobs
                      I removed one guy from site because he kept commenting on a colleagues chest. He was somewhat shocked...

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