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    Workplace truths

    You're not alone, Emily Ratajkowski: 6 workplace truths you only know if you have big boobs

    Is this correct?

    #2
    Great quote FTA:

    Clothes that would look perfectly demure on anyone with a nice neat B-cup end up looking borderline pornographic when you’re rocking a 34F.


    [Edit: and this one....]

    Lunch is a nightmare

    At the end of a desk-based meal you end up having to go to second base with yourself just to de-crumb. Especially fun if one of the weird guys from IT is already giving you the side-eye. Bit of rocket in your bra, some ketchup on your nipple: honestly, big boobs basically mean you need a bib just to eat a quick sarnie between meetings.
    Own up now...
    Last edited by Dark Black; 7 July 2017, 12:54.
    Do what thou wilt

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      #3
      MF is probably the best one to answer this.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #4
        Mrs BP has massive boobs and she gets lots of abuse in the workplace.

        But then she is a housewife....

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          #5
          I work with many ladies who are blessed (or cursed) by a full rack.

          One is so skinny its painful after losing her baby weight in days yet her boobs are like Freddie & Roger in Drag (Queen reference fill in the blanks) I suspect D-E. I have never seen her look untidy or flaunt them she is just too professional. She happens to be excellent at her job and one of my favourite colleagues.

          Other ladies manage the same.

          Whilst many of them are attractive despite being the IT Guy I try to keep my eyes to myself.

          I do see some men behave that way, so I suppose its true.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Mrs BP has massive boobs and she gets lots of abuse in the workplace.

            But then she is a housewife....
            Tell her I will pop round Tuesday!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              Tell her I will pop round Tuesday!
              She's busy on Tuesday.

              ...and will be exhausted on Wednesday. (I was going to say "shagged out", but that might be misconstrued)
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #8
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                Tell her I will pop round Tuesday!
                Haven't you visited before? I am sure she mentioned Justin. Or was it Just in?

                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                She's busy on Tuesday.

                ...and will be exhausted on Wednesday. (I was going to say "shagged out", but that might be misconstrued)
                Taking her cycling?



                Okay, that is the last cycling joke....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  She's busy on Tuesday.

                  ...and will be exhausted on Wednesday. (I was going to say "shagged out", but that might be misconstrued)
                  Nah I'm doing the early shift Tuesdaay, she likes a decent performer first thing to get her warmed up before she deals with the Dross!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Haven't you visited before? I am sure she mentioned Justin. Or was it Just in?
                    Yeah that's me 'Justin Time' That's what she calls me 'A decent shag - Justin Time'
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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