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Great quote FTA:
Clothes that would look perfectly demure on anyone with a nice neat B-cup end up looking borderline pornographic when you’re rocking a 34F.
[Edit: and this one....]
Lunch is a nightmare
At the end of a desk-based meal you end up having to go to second base with yourself just to de-crumb. Especially fun if one of the weird guys from IT is already giving you the side-eye. Bit of rocket in your bra, some ketchup on your nipple: honestly, big boobs basically mean you need a bib just to eat a quick sarnie between meetings.Last edited by Dark Black; 7 July 2017, 12:54.Do what thou wilt -
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Mrs BP has massive boobs and she gets lots of abuse in the workplace.
But then she is a housewife....Comment
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I work with many ladies who are blessed (or cursed) by a full rack.
One is so skinny its painful after losing her baby weight in days yet her boobs are like Freddie & Roger in Drag (Queen reference fill in the blanks) I suspect D-E. I have never seen her look untidy or flaunt them she is just too professional. She happens to be excellent at her job and one of my favourite colleagues.
Other ladies manage the same.
Whilst many of them are attractive despite being the IT Guy I try to keep my eyes to myself.
I do see some men behave that way, so I suppose its true.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrs BP has massive boobs and she gets lots of abuse in the workplace.
But then she is a housewife....Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostTell her I will pop round Tuesday!
...and will be exhausted on Wednesday. (I was going to say "shagged out", but that might be misconstrued)…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostTell her I will pop round Tuesday!
Originally posted by WTFH View PostShe's busy on Tuesday.
...and will be exhausted on Wednesday. (I was going to say "shagged out", but that might be misconstrued)
Okay, that is the last cycling joke....Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostShe's busy on Tuesday.
...and will be exhausted on Wednesday. (I was going to say "shagged out", but that might be misconstrued)Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHaven't you visited before? I am sure she mentioned Justin. Or was it Just in?
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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