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Great News for men who polish their flagpoles

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    Great News for men who polish their flagpoles

    Great News - according to the NHS, men can help keep cancer at bay by strumming the one stringed harp at least 21 times a month.

    This is how often men should be masturbating to reduce the risk of cancer, according to the NHS - Mirror Online

    You could be at a higher risk of prostate cancer if you don't adjust your antenna often enough.

    So long term, a five finger shuffle is going to come in handy.
    Taking a break from contracting

    #2
    Very old news. A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away.

    compared with men who ejaculated just four-to-seven times a month
    Gordon Bennet! That's pretty damn low.
    Last edited by xoggoth; 9 July 2017, 22:15.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #3
      Originally posted by chopper View Post
      Great News - according to the NHS, men can help keep cancer at bay by strumming the one stringed harp at least 21 times a month.
      Eh?


      Surely thats the Mrs. job.


      What does it say in your contract?



      Obviously you are free to add to that bare minimum as you see fit / age and energy/ overarching fear of testicular cancer will allow.
      Last edited by MrMarkyMark; 9 July 2017, 22:37.
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #4
        Hidden camera video of BrilloPad's first job interview in the City:

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          #5
          Great news for scooter then. On the back of this, the odds have plummeted on him getting his telegram from the Monarch!!
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #6
            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            Surely thats the Mrs. job.


            What does it say in your contract?
            The verbal contract I have with my wife included her saying "To have and to hold"
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #7
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              The verbal contract I have with my wife included her saying "To have and to hold"
              Afterwards she mumbled "your wallet"......

              Please don't let Mrs BP find out the news. I won't get my nightly favour if she things there is a chance of killing me off early.

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                #8
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Very old news. A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away.



                Gordon Bennet! That's pretty damn low.
                Depends how old you are....

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                  #9
                  Often often do women have to masturbate?

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                    #10
                    I actually own a flagpole.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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