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    #11
    AtW always make it up with his right hand before going to bed.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      AtW always make it up with his right hand before going to bed.
      Just as well, because he doesn't have much luck with sofas!

      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #13
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        The moral of this story is don't work if you can. If you must don't do more that 3-4 hours a day. Do not commute ever, life is too short.

        Enough of that nonsense, UK is pushing up the retirement age, increasing the cost of living, nothing to see here.
        ...don't buy a sofa.
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #14
          Two pages in and no one has blamed Brexit?

          General is slipping.

          qh
          He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

          I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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            #15
            Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
            Two pages in and no one has blamed Brexit?
            Would you like it hard or soft....?

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              #16
              Originally posted by greenlake View Post
              Would you like it hard or soft....?



              qh
              He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

              I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                #17
                Originally posted by quackhandle View Post


                qh
                Its better than a night alone with Spooter or AssSnob.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  Its better than a night alone with Spooter or AssSnob.
                  THey always sleep together so no chance of being alone with them.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    Its better than a night alone with Spooter or AssSnob.
                    THey always sleep together so no chance of being alone with them.
                    A threesome with Scooter and Sas? That's just so disturbing....

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                      #20
                      ... and now bonking his Brother for comfort -seems a tad too soon to have gotten over the original one

                      I would expect my missus to throw herself on the funeral pyre when I pop it
                      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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