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    Do you think Bremainers get double?

    Facial recognition system is used to ration toilet paper | Daily Mail Online

    Facial recognition technology determines how much TOILET PAPER you can use: Cameras limit use to 28 inches per person in Chinese lavatories
    Smart dispensers have been installed to combat 'toilet paper thieves' in China
    Once users have their faces scanned, they will receive limited tissue paper
    Around 30 of these machines have been installed in Fuzhou and six in Beijing

    eekeek
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Once users have their faces scanned

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      #3
      28 inches sounds like a lot to me. What's wrong with these people?

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        #4
        Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
        28 inches sounds like a lot to me. What's wrong with these people?
        It's all the lice in their diet.

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          #5
          Bit unfair if somebody has the runs. Maybe they should also have bumhole recognition cameras in the WCs to allow them more if they actually need it.
          Last edited by xoggoth; 13 July 2017, 08:34.
          bloggoth

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            #6
            Recognising faces or faeces ?
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #7
              If it's like the Samsung Galaxy S8 facial recognition, all you need is a mugshot album for unlimited supply

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                #8
                Like it, faecal recognition..

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by RSoles View Post
                  Like it, faecal recognition..
                  Sh1t happens?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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