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Wow - how crazy are the Yanks

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    Wow - how crazy are the Yanks

    Pun intended

    OJ Simpson caught masturbating in cell could impact parole

    #2
    You can't expect anyone on here to give a toss.
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      Originally posted by tarbera View Post
      Not eating his Corn Flakes... it also causes blindness


      Corn Flakes Were Invented as Part of an Anti-Masturbation Crusade | Mental Floss

      Sex with your wife was bad, but masturbation was even worse. “If illicit commerce of the sexes is a heinous sin,” Kellogg wrote, “self-pollution is a crime doubly abominable.” In Plain Facts for Old and Young: Embracing the Natural History and Hygiene of Organic Life, he cataloged 39 different symptoms of a person plagued by masturbation, including general infirmity, defective development, mood swings, fickleness, bashfulness, boldness, bad posture, stiff joints, fondness for spicy foods, acne, palpitations, and epilepsy.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        Didn't realise that going to prison in the USA meant your hands had to be kept in boxing gloves all the time.

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          #5
          Stop them at a young age:

          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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