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    #11
    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Are there no pigs that need feeding?
    That's animal cruelty.

    Pigs are fussy you know...
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #12
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      I was going to post a banana but that seemed inappropriate. They are barely human but joy seems wrong.
      Fair point, but karma can be a bitch...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #13
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
        In the case of the terrorist, onto ground churned up to a mudbath by a herd of rooting pigs.

        Better still, skip the cremation and just chuck him in bits and pieces into the field (*)

        (*) minus the teeth, which might give the porkers indigestion
        Last edited by Dark Black; 26 July 2017, 16:50.
        Do what thou wilt

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          #14
          We should revive the tradition of sticking heads on sticks outside the tower of London. I bet it would bring in more tourists than it drove away.
          England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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