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Why are some developers useless/incompetent?

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    Why are some developers useless/incompetent?

    I asked one to design a new table for me, specified all the field information he would need to do it, and he came back with this:

    Originally posted by MrDevelopyDeveloper View Post
    Here's the table you asked for
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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    To me that sort of out put is the result of a poorly written functional specification.

    Different coloured chairs indeed, what are you a heathen
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      I wish my MS Paint skills were this good.

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        #4
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        I asked one to design a new table for me, specified all the field information he would need to do it, and he came back with this:
        You hired AssSnob?

        I see he is putting his birthday crayons to good use.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          To me thats what WTFHs dining room looks like, after he comes back wrecked from the pub and decides to chase his wife around
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #6


            After further discussions, just this morning, it appeared you specified the above, when what you really wanted was this:-

            Last edited by MrMarkyMark; 28 July 2017, 10:01.
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #7

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                #8
                Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                Love that.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #9
                  I always liked this one:-

                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    I always liked this one:-

                    It's the documentation one that I love....

                    It's not difficult documenting your code as you go along you know....
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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