Darmy this you? Did you use the Balcony as the kitchen was full with a mainframe?

[vetran]

German women in hospital after threesome goes wrong | Daily Mail Online

Two women are in hospital with broken bones after a THREESOME went wrong with one falling off a balcony as she reached climax and the other slipping as she ran to help in Germany
First woman broke bones after toppling from balcony as she reached her climax
Her naked friend ran to help only to slip and break bones in her arm and neck
Man involved in threesome, in Bad Breisig, Germany, then had to explain the scenario to medics

and my new favourite phrase:

The man in the threesome told them that 'during the lovemaking, there was a positional quarrel', with one of the ladies leaning against a balcony railing which led to her plunge.

[BR14]

wish MY kitchen was that big

[northernladyuk]

German women in hospital after threesome goes wrong | Daily Mail Online



and my new favourite phrase:

Presumably the women had never met the man before, and when the man started opining on IndyRef and Brexit, they jumped.

[vetran]

wish MY kitchen was that big

honestly a bloke has a threesome, one of the girls orgasms so hard she falls over the balcony and the first reply is:
"I wish my kitchen was big enough for a mainframe"

No wonder we are considered Geeks.

[BR14]

who're you calling a geek?
mainframes predate the word geek

[xoggoth]

Must be lots of opportunity for new perversions. Maybe we could combine philias and phobias. Arachnophobes having sex while covered in spiders, Acrophobes while zip wiring etc.

[radish2008]

who're you calling a geek?
mainframes predate the word geek

We should take back control of the word geek. My friend calls himself a geek because he likes Dr Who.

[northernladyuk]

We should take back control of the word geek. My friend calls himself a geek because he likes Dr Who.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek#Definitions

Definitions[edit]
The 1975 edition of the American Heritage Dictionary, published a decade before the tech revolution, gave only one definition: "Geek [noun, slang]. A carnival performer whose act usually consists of biting the head off a live chicken or snake." The tech revolution found new uses for this word, but it still often conveys a derogatory sting. Today, Dictionary.com gives five definitions, the fourth of which is "a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken." [4]

The definition of geek has changed considerably over time, and there is no longer a definitive meaning. The term nerd has a similar, practically synonymous meaning as geek, but many choose to identify different connotations among these two terms, although the differences are disputed. In a 2007 interview on The Colbert Report, Richard Clarke said the difference between nerds and geeks is "geeks get it done" or "ggid"[5] Julie Smith defined a geek as "a bright young man turned inward, poorly socialized, who felt so little kinship with his own planet that he routinely traveled to the ones invented by his favorite authors, who thought of that secret, dreamy place his computer took him to as cyberspace—somewhere exciting, a place more real than his own life, a land he could conquer, not a drab teenager's room in his parents' house".[6]

Impact[edit]

[Paddy]

German women in hospital after threesome goes wrong | Daily Mail Online

and my new favourite phrase:

Sounds like a normal day in Germany, it reminds me when I used to work there.