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    I walk past these every day at clientco (airport). Having trouble coping with the urge to get one. Anyone got any ideas?
    Because feelings...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jog On View Post
    I walk past these every day at clientco (airport). Having trouble coping with the urge to get one. Anyone got any ideas?
    see a councillor, or your accountant?

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    Buy one but don't eat it. Simples.

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    Buy on and give it to someone as a present
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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    Buy one and share it with the rest of the office, win-win

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    Don't forget the chocolate orange, which makes...

    Le Toblerange


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    Thanks all - great suggestions.

    Think I've managed to ride it out and have bought some M&S salted caramel & Belgian milk chocolate chunk giant cookies Which I'm having a staring competition with...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jog On View Post
    I walk past these every day at clientco (airport). Having trouble coping with the urge to get one. Anyone got any ideas?
    Buy it, eat it all in one go.

    Feel sick and never look at one again!

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    Why don't you just shove it up your...

    Oh, hold on, it's GIANT Swiss chocolate love beads.
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    My brother got me one for crimbo as a joke. I used to like toblerone, but same result as getting mullered on tequila one time, I am now cured of any desire for more.

    Took a few months to get through it all, breaking up one giant triangle at a time.

    Did find out though that the design of them is to allow you to press the triangle peaks together to separate them, and it works, even on the big b****** version.

    In summary stick to the smaller ones so you don't overdose. They get sickly and then you get sick.
    Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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