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    An infestation of 'super-fleas' is set to hit the UK | Daily Mail Online

    An infestation of 'super-fleas' with penises 2.5 times the length of their body is set to hit the UK in the next few weeks, experts warn
    The influx of fleas is caused by rising temperatures that are ideal for breeding
    The 'super-fleas' have the largest penis, relative to size, of any bug on the planet
    Experts advise that the key thing to look out for is your pet itching
    The fleas can also hide in furniture and bedding, and even bite human
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    one fo SueEllen to admire in Lycra

    Must be a false story, because I read in the Daily Mail that the temperature is not rising.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #3
      What happens when the male fully inserts into the female?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        What happens when the male fully inserts into the female?
        Bang?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          They must be the same ones that invaded last year as well:

          Billions of fleas with massive penises will be invading bedrooms in south London homes (From News Shopper)

          Super-fleas with huge penises set to invade Britain from Europe - Mirror Online

          And the bloody leftie BBC:

          BBC - Earth - The flea invasion that never happened
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            Guess we'll seeing more of these then....

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              #7
              Coming soon to a dog near you....

              Fleas test positive for the plague in parts of Arizona - 3TV | CBS 5

              TAYLOR, Ariz. (3TV/CBS5) — Health officials are urging people to take precautions after a second Arizona county in two weeks confirmed that fleas in the area have tested positive for plague.

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                #8
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                Must be a false story, because I read in the Daily Mail that the temperature is not rising.
                But is the barometer's getting low?

                According to all sources?
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  But is the barometer's getting low?

                  According to all sources?
                  What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis....

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