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    An infestation of 'super-fleas' is set to hit the UK | Daily Mail Online

    An infestation of 'super-fleas' with penises 2.5 times the length of their body is set to hit the UK in the next few weeks, experts warn
    The influx of fleas is caused by rising temperatures that are ideal for breeding
    The 'super-fleas' have the largest penis, relative to size, of any bug on the planet
    Experts advise that the key thing to look out for is your pet itching
    The fleas can also hide in furniture and bedding, and even bite human
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    Must be a false story, because I read in the Daily Mail that the temperature is not rising.
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    What happens when the male fully inserts into the female?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What happens when the male fully inserts into the female?
    Bang?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Guess we'll seeing more of these then....


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    Coming soon to a dog near you....

    Fleas test positive for the plague in parts of Arizona - 3TV | CBS 5

    TAYLOR, Ariz. (3TV/CBS5) — Health officials are urging people to take precautions after a second Arizona county in two weeks confirmed that fleas in the area have tested positive for plague.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    Must be a false story, because I read in the Daily Mail that the temperature is not rising.
    But is the barometer's getting low?

    According to all sources?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    But is the barometer's getting low?

    According to all sources?
    What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis....


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