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    #21
    My chickens are Rhode Island Reds, all rescues.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #22
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      My chickens are Rhode Island Reds, all rescues.
      Chookin 'ell, all Republicans then...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #23
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        Chookin 'ell, all Republicans then...
        Rescued Rhodies, so they have been saved from all that.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #24
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          My chickens are Rhode Island Reds, all rescues.
          I put a Tesco chicken in the oven the other day. 2 hours later it had gone. I assumed it was the cat. Was it you?

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            #25
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I put a Tesco chicken in the oven the other day. 2 hours later it had gone. I assumed it was the cat. Was it you?
            Unlikely.
            While mine arrive pretty bald and having never seen daylight or set foot on grass, they are still alive.

            The only think that might be alive in your Tesco chicken would be bugs in the water/pork fat mixture they inject into the breasts to make them look plump and juicy.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #26
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Unlikely.
              While mine arrive pretty bald and having never seen daylight or set foot on grass, they are still alive.

              The only think that might be alive in your Tesco chicken would be bugs in the water/pork fat mixture they inject into the breasts to make them look plump and juicy.
              I asked one of my ex-wives to do that. She called her lawyer. Some wives are so narrow minded.

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                #27
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                Rescued Rhodies, so they have been saved from all that.
                isn't that a rock 'n' roll rehab centre ??

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I asked one of my ex-wives to do that. She called her lawyer. Some wives are so narrow minded.
                  you are supposed to paint them not inject them.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    The only think that might be alive in your Tesco chicken would be bugs in the water/pork fat mixture they inject into the breasts to make them look plump and juicy.
                    Don't tell any Muslims that's what the supermarkets do. A bit of pork fat in their chicken won't do them any harm.
                    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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