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    donkey was killed to prevent further people being infected
    A better way to prevent further people being infected would be to tell them not to put their penises in a donkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rl4engc View Post
    A better way to prevent further people being infected would be to tell them not to put their penises in a donkey.
    I blame the Yanks with their love of Ass. If they loved Arse instead then this confusion might not have happened.
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    Now who was it who said

    A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm.He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable.
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    Ha Ha

    fooking animals fooking animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    Now who was it who said
    A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm.He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable.
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    Can sheep get rabies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychocandy View Post
    Can sheep get rabies?
    Yes. Thats why I try to get a virgin one.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Yes. Thats why I try to get a virgin one.....
    Best of luck with that if you're in Wales...
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    Rather pretty though

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