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    A job up the right alley for some posters

    https://www.indy100.com/article/comp...urbate-7904511

    More disturbingly: -
    Around 39 per cent of people surveyed, both men and women, admitted to pleasing themselves on work premises.

    Will that defense work in court?

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    https://www.indy100.com/article/comp...urbate-7904511

    More disturbingly: -
    Around 39 per cent of people surveyed, both men and women, admitted to pleasing themselves on work premises.

    Will that defense work in court?
    Have to admit I regularly pleasure myself at clientco

    (emailing my fortnightly invoice & timesheets)
    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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      #3
      when dating a girl from work we consummated our lust in the office once.

      Not gone solo at work though.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        when dating a girl from work we consummated our lust in the office once.

        Not gone solo at work though.
        What was her labrador called?

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          A job up the right alley for some posters
          You'll be competing with some real professionals though....

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            What was her labrador called?
            Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

            she always called for him during sex!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              I have never has a w*nk in my life. It's sinful!!! Never been to the toilet either. Disgusting!!! I just pray to de lawd until the urge passes.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                I have never has a w*nk in my life. It's sinful!!! Never been to the toilet either. Disgusting!!! I just pray to de lawd until the urge passes.
                Today's Blackadder episode was 'Beer'!




                It was shaped just like a thingy!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  https://www.indy100.com/article/comp...urbate-7904511

                  More disturbingly: -
                  Around 39 per cent of people surveyed, both men and women, admitted to pleasing themselves on work premises.

                  Will that defense work in court?
                  Not in Poland....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

                    she always called for him during sex!
                    Is it true there are 4 types of orgasm?

                    Religious - Oh God, Oh God, Oh God
                    Positive - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes
                    Negative - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No
                    Fake - Oh Vetran, Oh Vetran, Oh Vetran

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