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Why is Princess Di everywhere?

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    #11
    Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post
    Allegedly Phil the Greek told Blair to "f8ck off" when that latter was stage managing the 'funeral roadshow'.


    Well done Phil
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #13
        When it comes to posting funny images, greenlake is the undoubted champ!
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #14
          Originally posted by Jog On View Post
          Why is Princess Di everywhere?
          It's a government campaign to get people to buckle up in the back.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #15
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            It's a government campaign to get people to buckle up in the back.
            She couldn't put a seat belt on. It's pretty much impossible to wear a seatbelt while sniffing a line of coke of someones c0ck.
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #16
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              She couldn't put a seat belt on. It's pretty much impossible to wear a seatbelt while sniffing a line of coke of someones c0ck.
              Are you vouching for this?

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                #17
                Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post
                Are you vouching for this?
                Good point. I understand that he simulated the act, substituting cheap speed for coke.
                Last edited by northernladyuk; 24 August 2017, 16:11.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post
                  Are you vouching for this?
                  Just going by what MF's Mrs told me.
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    Just going by what MF's Mrs told me.
                    Did you get out of the cellar OK, or do you need extraction?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post
                      Allegedly Phil the Greek told Blair to "f8ck off" when that latter was stage managing the 'funeral roadshow'.
                      True. Not unusual though - I told him that every week when he came round for his audience with HRH The Mrs.

                      Originally posted by Mordac View Post


                      Well done Phil
                      Thanks. Twunt never got the message though, till that Scottish oaf forced him out. And talking of which..

                      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                      She couldn't put a seat belt on. It's pretty much impossible to wear a seatbelt while sniffing a line of coke of someones c0ck.
                      off someone's cock

                      Don't bring your pound shop sign spelling round these parts, Angus. It just won't do.

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